When I opened the link above and saw the first shot of Mike (my personal hero) I pretty much wet my pants ...
the mike montgomery facts:
1 Mike Montgomery weighs himself on the richter scale
2 Mike Montgomery once climbed Everest by accident
3 Sharks have a week dedicated to Mike Montgomery
4 Mike Montgomery built Rome in a day
5 Mike Montgomery's landlord is Carl Shlikting
6 Chuck Norris has a list of things Mike Montgomery can do.
7 Mike Montgomery eats pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast.